My four year old thinks my baby is going to come out my mouth.
I told him that no, baby boy would not come out my mouth. Then I carefully explained in a semi-appropriate way how the baby would emerge from my body.
He looked at me. I looked at him.
Then he said, but probably from your mouth?
I think that would be a lovely picture book. If you decide to write it, I get 50% of all profits.
I don’t have anything else really to say other than nothing much is going on in my brain, FYI, and I mix up my words and I keep writing and rewriting and then not writing and then writing and then nothing. Nothing mostly. I’m not much good at anything these days.