Daily Archives: January 5, 2012


That is what my sleeping boyfriend just said to me before I left. I said “What should I title my blog post today?” and he said “I don’t know title’s are the worst thing. . .in the world.”

I don’t know if that’s true.

Although. . .I’m not even sure about the title of my own novel. I’m sure it’s pretty awful since I’ve changed it over and over and over and so on.

What are some of the titles to YOUR books?
I can think of a few great ones off the top of my head.

Sitting Next to Jesus.
Sadly though, that title has been changed to Waiting. Which is. . .fine I guess. But it doesn’t really have that ring to it. All offensive and what not.

I do like offensive titles. Maybe I couldn’t name my newest novel “Giant Beyotch”……. Is that offensive enough for you? Notreally.
Anyway. . .

Other titles that I kind of like are :

Where the Wild Things Are. {I have suddenly forgotten which words I should and should not capitalize…}
A Glimpse is All I Can Stand {Which was also changed to Glimpse. Which is still pretty alright. Good job, Mom!}
Twilight. {just kidding}

Okay so it’s really late and I can’t think of anymore great ones. Except The Zombie Survival Guide because I’m reading it and Black Juice because I dunno. . .I’ve been on a huge juice binge lately.

In other writing news. . . .

I need free books. I feel like my reading has been sucked dry because I work and sleep so much. It’s very depressing.
And another thing I was thinking about?
Actually. . .it’s something I’m going to talk about next week. It’s something I learned from reading On Writing by the King. He is. . .the KING!!

okok. I’m alllll done now. I’ll see you all on the flippy floppy.


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Three Things Thursday and Contest Starts Monday

1. You thought Project Writeway was going to start this week, didn’t you? Well we’ve had a few glitches with the voting system, Chris Crowe and formatting. Our technical team (Cameron) is on it and we have an official starting date. ┬áMark your calendars, on Monday, January 9th, Project Writeway will begin! Everyone can and should enter and if you get eliminated, you can keep doing the challenges. We have a killer “at home” prize (a la The Biggest Loser) that you don’t want to miss. I’ll explain all this on Monday.

2. While you wait anxiously for the competition to arrive, please look at this website.

3. When you are done with that (and have pondered for a bit, maybe put down some money) please look at this article (YOU MUST READ THIS PART OF IT! PLEASE!). Once you are done laughing, write your own accidental texting discussion.

This is all. Love.


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