1. You thought Project Writeway was going to start this week, didn’t you? Well we’ve had a few glitches with the voting system, Chris Crowe and formatting. Our technical team (Cameron) is on it and we have an official starting date. Mark your calendars, on Monday, January 9th, Project Writeway will begin! Everyone can and should enter and if you get eliminated, you can keep doing the challenges. We have a killer “at home” prize (a la The Biggest Loser) that you don’t want to miss. I’ll explain all this on Monday.
2. While you wait anxiously for the competition to arrive, please look at this website.
3. When you are done with that (and have pondered for a bit, maybe put down some money) please look at this article (YOU MUST READ THIS PART OF IT! PLEASE!). Once you are done laughing, write your own accidental texting discussion.
This is all. Love.
Throwing Up Words 
Thanks for the entertainment. I didn’t think anything would top the after the rapture pet care, but Eli and Jane did. Laughing so hard I’m crying.
Ha, ha, ha! Oh my gosh, I needed that laugh.
I peed my pants.