You guys and girls, you have precious very very little time to write your “one day a dog sat on my face” entries. If you’ll remember, the deadline is high noon tomorrow (the 8th–apparently I can’t do math). We’ve had a few fantabulous entries but we need some more. It’s Halloween after all and what would be more scary than a dog on your face. Be brave and enter:
the beginning of a story
first line has to be “one day a dog sat on my face” (or something very close to that)
winner will get something ridiculous
email entries to firstname.lastname@example.org
entries will be featured on the blog.
Carol can enter but will not win
no offense to carol
Emily, I expect an entry from you. A really really spooky one.
Also, I will be posting a new scary contest tomorrow. I like them. The only thing I’m bad out is handing out prizes because I am the worst worst worst at going to the post office but I’m trying to turn over a new leaf. We’ll see how it goes this spooky month.
Also also, who is going to hear Lois Lowry this week?
Also, also, also I unfortunately really like Sonic breakfast burritos. This is probably not good for my health. And why do my kids HAVE VERY SPECIFIC Halloween costume requests and I can’t sew? At all? And why am I so cold and then hot and then cold? I think that’s all my personal ranting for now. I hope it was scary for you.
May the best dog entry win!